TRISH.

bloner:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

• i shit you not
• you feel me
• no but get this
• i’m just sayin
• let me explain you a thing
• and yeah

(via d-eity)

snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

(via lesprit-lescalier)

beerito:

we might not have talked before but I’m in love with you

(via millasdecasa)

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

(via d-eity)

i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”

(via lesprit-lescalier)

iwillquietlyresist:

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

(via basic-bjj)

how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works 

(via maryhuynh)

noire-pandora:

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

(via green-satan)

hundred and hundreds of AUs

thousands actually

MILLIONS

(via green-satan)

braddolfpittler:

“I don’t really listen to music”

(via laughcentre)